someone’s picture comment on facebook “Custy brown organic ketchup isn’t half as bad as some of the girls I’ve used when I was drunk.” omg
Helga, 20 years old, Toronto.
NOT USING THIS TUMBLR ANYMORE:
MY NEW TUMBLR • Ask me anything baby
Here's to living long enough to be forgiven
The story of the girl born in 2 different years
RT @kristyn_k: A gathering of men is sausagefest. A gathering of women is a funfest
All I want right now is a big ol’ ice cream cone
going to be an industrial photographer. see you never :)
Yeah Chantel, I like salad
RT @Young_Brisko: my #twitterpetpeeve is when u tweet “i love all my niggas” and #whitepeople retweet it. #whenyourwhite u cant do that.
sorry, my train of thought is still boarding at the station
Fair outside of woodbine! Who wants to go ride some rides and try not to get mugged?
what’s your name who’s your daddy? Is he rich like me?
Having a bath at 3 am, alrighty
The cab driver is convinced me, matt and his roommate are off to go have a threesome followed by an orgy
Last night we burned someone we hates shirt. It was the highlight of my night which is sad
My body is like “stop feeding me alcohol helga” and I’m like “sorry body, I just love being drunk :(“
lab ray just zapped my other neopet to Faerie colour which is worth 1,000,000 in neopets land. weeee lab ray
