March 2011
someone’s picture comment on facebook “Custy brown organic ketchup isn’t half as bad as some of the girls I’ve used when I was drunk.” omg
The story of the girl born in 2 different years
RT @kristyn_k: A gathering of men is sausagefest. A gathering of women is a funfest
All I want right now is a big ol’ ice cream cone
going to be an industrial photographer. see you never :)
Yeah Chantel, I like salad
RT @Young_Brisko: my #twitterpetpeeve is when u tweet “i love all my niggas” and #whitepeople retweet it. #whenyourwhite u cant do that.
sorry, my train of thought is still boarding at the station
Fair outside of woodbine! Who wants to go ride some rides and try not to get mugged?
what’s your name who’s your daddy? Is he rich like me?
Having a bath at 3 am, alrighty
The cab driver is convinced me, matt and his roommate are off to go have a threesome followed by an orgy
Last night we burned someone we hates shirt. It was the highlight of my night which is sad
My body is like “stop feeding me alcohol helga” and I’m like “sorry body, I just love being drunk :(“
lab ray just zapped my other neopet to Faerie colour which is worth 1,000,000 in neopets land. weeee lab ray
anything is possible at cafe MeatyYummers. The only limit is yourself
Drunkies @iamchantel yeh boi
I’ve got nothing to lose but you
My bed is so warm with the covers on but I don’t want to sleep with the covers off. It’s scary and I don’t feel safe
January 2011
“I wouldn’t hang out with me if I were anyone else” I say such nice things about myself.
Febreeze in the scent of Brazilian carnival…that doesn’t sound like it would smell very good
Why can’t I sleep? Fucking hate this
I love when the moon light shines into my room at night
RT @postsecret: RT @FreddyAmazin: “People tell me there are plenty of fish in the sea, well that’s nice and all but I’m human, I don’t d …
I listened to one David Bowie song on youtube now my whole recommendation list is of David Bowie videos
A hangover is god’s way of saying you kicked butt last night
Budadumdumdumdumdundundun @kristyn_k
What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man? O TRUUU
Just carried 93 dollars of groceries back on my bike from albion mall. I can now say I know what jesus felt when he carried the cross
it’s so weird that Selena Gomez was dating the guy that played her older brother on wizards of waverly place. Incest but not really
hockey sucks. bye
hi my name is Gelga
I don’t need love looking like diamonds
Rice to meet you
I hate people who change their orders at the window. If you are one of these people who do this, kill yourself
If I’m not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am? Jk my heart is telling me that you suck
On the bright side my work isn’t playing christmas music but they are playing that BEAUTIFUL JUS THE WAY U R song. Death
With great breasts come great responsibility
Hate movies that make me cry. The notebook gets me every time. Noah and Allie forever <3
Everybody’s happy downtown so why aren’t I?
December 2010
Could you imagine if car doors had door bells?
This girl is stripping to lights….not stripper music sry
Too much water. I think I’m gonna vomit everywhere.
we-know-little-we-can-tell-less asked: I just saw your post. Where do you work that people are driving you so crazy?
Next rude customer I’m spitting in their drink. watch yo back
Just got in trouble for saying that the muffin are 11 cents instead of 10 even though I’ve been saying 11 forever. FOR FUCKING REAAAALL?
Remind me to never leave my room again (other than to go to work)
starting my animated movie marathon early, watching Howl’s Moving Castle then snoozies
I wish I feeling full didn’t make me feel fat. I never like to get full anymore cause I feel gross. Sad
when I cleaned out my rat cage there was a pair of my underwear in it. fucking perverted lesbian pet.