December 2010
Could you imagine if car doors had door bells?
This girl is stripping to lights….not stripper music sry
Too much water. I think I’m gonna vomit everywhere.
we-know-little-we-can-tell-less asked: I just saw your post. Where do you work that people are driving you so crazy?
Next rude customer I’m spitting in their drink. watch yo back
Just got in trouble for saying that the muffin are 11 cents instead of 10 even though I’ve been saying 11 forever. FOR FUCKING REAAAALL?
Remind me to never leave my room again (other than to go to work)
starting my animated movie marathon early, watching Howl’s Moving Castle then snoozies
I wish I feeling full didn’t make me feel fat. I never like to get full anymore cause I feel gross. Sad
Think about it…it’s a fancy dress party.It’s dark,we’ll all be wearing masks.It will be the perfect opportunity to commit murder & insest.
WANTED: AMAZING PEOPLE THAT WANT TO GET DRUNK IN THE NEAR FUTURE AND DANCE
Stuffed crust pizza has now been added to the list of things I want to eat at 3 am but can’t
I only ever tweet at night/very early in the mornings. I rape your twitter feed over night suckas
but seeing as this party is happening 10 feet away from my bedroom, I’ll see you there!
I stopped listening to my favorite band because I got made fun of for liking them . I’m a horrible fan. :’(
“Surprised to see me? Yeah…you killed the wrong guy you cute, psycho, bitch”
& the only reason they were in there is cause I left all my clean laundry on the floor and she pulled them in through the cage bars…yep
when I cleaned out my rat cage there was a pair of my underwear in it. fucking perverted lesbian pet.
drinking my viva starbucks instant coffee black NOT BY CHOICE.
apparently i only have 102 tweets when yesterday I had 3000. twitter y u delete all my past tweets :’(
So glad I don’t work at american eagle anymore. All their shit got sooooooooo ugly. Lolololol
hungy. feed me plz
my house is so cold. forever cold :’(
roasty toasty warm now. let’s keep it that way
Simple things are what my heart beats for
officially seen every episode of skins. most amazing show ever <3
My last tweet was my 3000th tweet. I’m addicted to twitter,clearly
Feel good songs, dancing around my room, cleaning and trying on old clothes
All my old clothes are too big. Win
oh I forgot about the time my room was located in Willowridge - Martin Grove, Toronto , locations fail twitter
but like how awkward would it be just sitting in my bed, drinking a beer?
biggest craving for a beer which is convenient because I have 18 of them downstairs. hmm
I tweet too much about food, or lack there of
i’ m so hungry it feels like my stomach is going to turn inside out any minute. poor 4 eva
want a lettuce and tomato baguette right naa
living off spaghetti with olive oil on it cause i can’t afford sauce. yee
“I was gonna use my harry potter ticket…” “To what? Wipe your ass? “
You can’t even be judging things you made up in your mind
tumblr, what what what are you doing?
“When someone says “we need to talk”, what do you think? chocolate milk”
“Would you prefer a baby girl or boy? a baby nothing” i love me
Everything was made of fingers
best quote from a quiz i did “Your best friend has unprotected sex, what do you say? holla”
The bush is like natures washroom stall
A giant, chocolatey cigarette with no filter
Just realized that half of my tweets from today are just me quoting shit that sam says…he clearly brings the lolz
Before we eat can we put on war paint
Can we get a table for 7 mohicans?
There’s someone singing on the other side of the wall and we don’t like it.
Last night I set my bbm status to “what?” And then that I was at work.